| The 50 Hottest Dead People of The Decade |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|08:40 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-22/the-50-hottest-dead-people-of-the-decade/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49907 
The first decade of the new Millennium (or “The Naughts,” as they never became known) was, by all accounts, a depressing one. As part of that trend, Hollywood and the world lost some of their most familiar, iconic, and recognizable faces from all walks of the entertainment life.
Some deaths were shocking, some were perhaps less so… but if there is one thing that almost all of these deceased people had in common, it’s that they were, by all accounts, way, way more attractive than your average human being. Which is why we thought we’d celebrate their lives for the same reason that, in many cases, brought them their fame to begin with. So please, join BWE.tv in remembering our beloved celebrity brethren by perusing the following gallery…
The 50 Hottest Dead People of The Decade. Click on the first pic, scroll through, then tell us your favorites, who you’ll miss the most, and who we left out. Because the decade may have been full of tragedy… but on the bright side, these people were hot. Let us remember them that way.
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| The 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials Of 2009 |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|07:00 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-22/the-13-most-stupidly-convincing-infomercials-of-2009/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49874 Billy Mays may be gone, but his bearded spirit can take solace in the fact that the art form that is the modern-day television infomercial has simply never been stronger. Let’s take a look back through the informative year that informed us informatively with this list of the 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials of 2009. Get your credit cards ready, cause here come the blue screens…
13. Jump Snap
It’s a jump rope without the rope! But also not nothing!
12. Bottle Top
I can save thirty cents worth of generic cola, logo-blocked beer, or ‘energy drink’? Gimmie five more examples of things that are in cans and I’m sold.
11. Big Top Cupcake
Why waste time on all those little cupcakes? Just bake one it’s called a f***ing cake BIG cupcake!
10. Foot Brush
Let’s shoot “Haven’t you ever heard of the foot brush?” dude from the Citizen Kane ‘through the floor’ angle…
9. Drop Stop
Slide Trombone = Never Not Effective.
8. Dirty Dancing Workout
As topical as it is pelvic gyration-having.
7. Hope You Die Soon
No idea what this British infomercial is for, but my attention has been got’d:
6. Mr. T FlavorWave Oven (New Version)
I’m only on board if he actually says “I pit–alright, I’m on board.
5. Dog Snuggie
Ideal for a species with no concept of shame.
4. Kush Support
What’s this about sideboobs?
3. Shake Weight
What’s this about handjobs?
2. Comfort Wipe
Yes I do have trouble wiping my ass by hand, but there’s nothing I can do aboutOH MY GOD NO WAY!!!
1. Doc Bottoms Aspray
This won the Nobel Prize for Cartoon Stink. Also everything else.
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| Jeff Bridges Becomes 2009’s Most Fascinating Celebrity |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|05:23 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-22/jeff-bridges-becomes-2009s-most-fascinating-celebrity/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49903 Last night, I did something fairly out of character: My television tuned into NBC between the hours of 10 and 11, when The Jay Leno Show happens to air. My reasoning was simple: Adam Lambert fans were tweeting me in droves, telling me to tune in and catch his performance. Considering I was watching The Nutcracker on PBS (Sidenote: It’s terrifying?), this decision came easily.
Lambert was his typical charming self, and seemed to have even the unlikeliest of faces — that being the giant one of Leno’s — under his spell.
But the REAL story on last night’s Leno was his interview via satellite with actor Jeff Bridges. It’s the kind of celebrity interview you so rarely see: Where the madcappyness remains intact for all the world to marvel at. He also brought to the table the sense of humor of a stoned 7th grader, which is secretly the most sophisticated kind.
Just how stoned? Take a listen to his favorite joke, for example, which is now ours as well:
Or his phobia, which involves both citrus fruits and human excrement:
He even threw in a VH1 reference as his guilty pleasure!
And really, who doesn’t enjoy watching Gary Busey? So, we would like to (gulp) thank Jay Leno for bringing these fascinating Jeff Bridges facts out into the open. |
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| 5 Things That Made Alaina Reed Hall Awesome |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|10:56 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-21/5-things-that-made-alaina-reed-hall-awesome/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49853 This weekend, while the world was shocked by the untimely death of one of Hollywood’s most sweetly admired starlets, another celebrity death rocked us to our emotional childhood core. Alaina Reed Hall, an actress whose face you have seen in dozens of shows but whose name never become household, passed away at the all too young age of 63 from breast cancer.
Today, we take a look back at Alaina’s life-altering career, in a list we had no choice but to call 5 Things That Made Alaina Reed Hall Awesome.
5. She Was Mary’s Sassy BFF Rose on 227. 227 might be one of the funniest, most underrated shows from the 1980s, specifically one that centered around a stoop. And Alaina was at the center of the neighborhood drama, as Mary’s best friend Rose. Her work was unforgettable, and as this 227 minisode proves, hilarious. Take 5 minutes to watch as Maaaaary tries to set Rose up with her brother, only to have Soooondra steal him away.
4. She Was Married to Predator. It takes a pretty awesome woman to be in love to the Predator, played by the 7′2″ Kevin Peter Hall. He was also Harry in Harry and the Henderson’s, natch.
3. She Nearly Hosted The Greatest Cooking Show of Our Time. It appears as though this show never fully came to fruition. But let it be known that if some genius had had the sense to produce and develop “A Whole Lotta Soul,” Alaina’s soul food cooking show, we would have gladly watched and, as a result, gained roughly 50 pounds. Notable moments include 1:20’s “Girrrl!” and 2:01’s notable “*Grunt*.”
2. She Is The Only Actress To Have Appeared on Both Herman’s Head (in 1992) and Blossom (in 1993). Guess what these two things have in common?
Well if you read the sentence preceding that question, you would know that the answer is this:
According to our 1990’s Automatic Fame Algorithm, this puts Alaina somewhere in between John Stamos and the movie Ladybugs in terms of “Huge Deals.”
1. Two Words: Sesame Street. No lie, as I was searching Youtube for videos of Alaina as Olivia (Gordon’s younger sister) on Sesame Street, I found the following video of her performing “Sing!” alongside a deaf woman. And as God is my witness, I started to softly weep in a Geisha-like way I didn’t even know I was capable of.
On the brighter side, we’ve also found this incredible video from yesteryear of a handfull of muppet cows singing “Proud to Be a Cow,” featuring Olivia and a voice we think might be Mrs. Doubtfire.
In the meantime, we’ve spent the better half of our afternoon crying over Sesame Street clips, such as Big Bird learning of Mr. Hooper’s passing, and Big Bird singing at Jim Henson’s funeral. Yes, you will cry, you can be sure of that. But moments like these also remind you that the creators and actors who helped bring the Muppets and Sesame Street to life for you as a child have also led fulfilling, meaningful lives of their own partly as a result. Who even knows what I’m talking about, I’m sobbing under fluorescent lighting.
Alaina Reed Hall, you will be missed. <3 |
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| Justin Bieber Breaks Foot; Underaged Hearts |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|04:25 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-21/justin-bieber-breaks-foot-underaged-hearts/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49845  A few months ago, while making on appearance on It’s On with Alexa Chung, I noticed a slight, underaged boy wandering around backstage in the tiniest of hipster suits. “Isn’t that sweet?” said my brain with clasped hands, “Someone brought their newborn child to work and put it in a suit!” And within seconds, a dozen or so handlers walked out of a door like a sight gag from a post-Millennial Groucho Brothers movie and began primping and spraying this veritable zygote before my very eyes.
That was when I first learned of Justin Bieber, the 15 year old Canadian pop star with the voice of an angel, discovered on Youtube by the masses, and eventually signed by Usher back in 2007. And even though Justin has all the sexual swagger of a Teletubby, he’s become quite a hit with the underaged ladies — especially considering Zac Efron has finally undergone puberty.
Sadly, Bieber broke his foot about a month ago after falling off of a stage (teenagers!). He even sang through the broken bone fiasco! But that hasn’t stopped the Bieber express from continuing to make the tweens swoon with quasi-sexual delight. He’s opening for Taylor Swift on tour, and is going to give Dick Clark a whiff of his underaged soul on Clark’s legendary “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.”
Below, we have an extensive gallery of Justin performing with broken foot and all at the Radio Disney concert at Celebration Town Center in Orlando, FL.
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| Jessica Simpson Turns Head Into Candelabra This Xmas |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|03:40 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-21/jessica-simpson-turns-head-into-candelabra-this-xmas/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49840  A few years ago, I became obsessed with the idea of ear candling: Sticking a lit candle in your ear, which in turn then sucks the most undesirable of aural waxes out of your earholes and out for the world to marvel at. Imagine how deliciously loud everything would seem without all that pesky wax that lives beneath the reaches of your everyday Q-tip. And all it would take is turning your head into a veritable Looney Tunes murder gone right? Sold.
Sadly, I never actually went through with this fantasy ear candling scenario because a. people claim it doesn’t work and b. the only place it seemed one could buy ear candles was (my new favorite) website Earcandles.com, which, no thank you.
But bless, it appears the Christmas Spirit has brought us a short video of pure, unadulterated ear waxtacular joy! Because Jessica Simpson’s BFF4LYF Ken Paves gave the pop star ear candles for Christmas! And J-Simps was brave enough to demonstrate just what a fun activity ear candlin’ can be for the whole family. And by “fun,” what we mean is, you will be bent over a table with a lit piece of dynamite stuck in your ear screaming for mercy with only a Papa Johns box to protect your insured visage.
On the bright side, Jessica looks almost unrecognizably fresh and adorable sans makeup. Her head + candle = Jesus’ dream B-day cake!
(ONTD via Jessica’s Twitter) |
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| Brittany Murphy Dies At 32 |
[Dec. 20th, 2009|11:00 am] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-20/brittany-murphy-dies-at-32/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49804  AP:
Brittany Murphy, the actress who got her start in the sleeper hit “Clueless” and rose to stardom in “8 Mile,” died Sunday in Los Angeles. She was 32.
Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart said. Stewart would not provide a cause of death or any other information.
It’d be easy to react to this story with another “Celebrity in 2009, crazy right??” reaction, but without attempting to overblow a situation that we still don’t know anything specific about, this news is beyond shocking. Thirty-two??? I mean, not that the Michael Jackson or Billy Mays situations weren’t completely surprising when they occurred, nor are they related to this at all other than also being recent, but when anyone goes at 32, it’s a whole other level of just outright bewilderment.
I’m sure more details will come out in the next couple days as TMZ aggressively blackmails her housekeeper’s mother, or however else they usually get their information, but for now, there’s not much else to say about this story other than just confusion. Feel free to react in the comments, Clueless generation. |
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| Rihanna Only Steps Away From Finding Osama Bin Laden |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|07:36 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-18/rihanna-only-steps-away-from-finding-osama-bin-laden/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49760 
Here is the latest music video from the creative team behind Rihanna, for “Hard,” her latest single featuring Young Jeezy. The video tells us a lot about this young singer, who has already been in the tabloids not only for her unique fashion choices, but also for getting the life beaten out of her by the scum of the Earth that is Chris Brown.
But if this video is any indication, Rihanna seems to have transformed… into a woman that could kick anyone’s ass. Honestly, I think Rihanna might be Obama’s only hope of finding Osama. Just put her in the middle of the desert wearing black band-aids over her nips, spiky shouldy pads, 24k bullet belt and a Mickey Mouse helmet. It’s a look no member of the Taliban could possibly resist.
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| Jersey Shore: Tonight, Let Us All Smush |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|06:23 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-18/jersey-shore-tonight-let-us-all-smush/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49718 Where we watch MTV’s Jersey Shore for the betterment of mankind, and then rank our favorite housemates in order from worst to best according to gender. Beginning with…
The Girls:
5. Angelina. Remember her? Us neither.
4. J-Woww. More antics with her boyfriend over the duck phone. In fact, that was her role this episode: Grinding on Pauly, and defending her grinding on the duck phone. Her logic — that they were sex grinding to house music and not to R&B — is the most logical argument since that whole pesky Obama birth certificate thing. Next week, J-Woww gets into a fight defending Snookie, which will definitely knock her up a few places in our rankings.
3. Sammi “Superstar”. Episode picks up where last week’s left off: Sammi gives her number to a cop while Ronnie grinds on some random girl at the club. Ronnie finds out and storms off, with J-Woww about 12 feet behind (her nipples were touching his back, natch.) Sammi heads back to the house to confront Ronnie, who has shredded his gorilla suit in favor of a more flattering terry cloth banana hammock. She attacks him in a way that reminded us of a New Jersey version of Ja’mie from Summer Heights High. “Yowah Disguhsteeng.” — Sammie, dressed like J-Woww’s favorite food, Ham. Of all the girl’s, she the most garbagey = manipulative.
2. Snookie. Snookie calls her Mom on “The Friggin’ Duck Phone” and asks her how lonely she is. The Mom sounds relieved to have some time to herself. Can you imagine living with Snookie? After you BIRTHED HER? Send this woman to Geneva.
Snookie gets her thongy dance on at Karma, performing our favorite dance move from the 1996 Summer Olympics:
Kerri Strug would have been a HIT at Karma. Snookie meets a nice enough guy and they sleep together on the beach. Like, next to each other. They are woken up by a street sweeper.
Snookie’s Mom, who kinda likes Snooks, shows up and is basically Karen from Goodfellas. She is roughly 4800 shades lighter than her daughter, meaning that Snookie’s father is probably the shrunken head guy from the end of Beetlejuice:
Now: The Punch Heard Round The Shore. How DARE a man hit a woman, especially the nation’s beloved Snookie, in the face with a closed fist? Basically, a drunk apey robot from a Phillip K. Dick novel makes his way to the Jersey Shore, and begins stealing drinks from the cast members. The Situation actually acts gentlemanly, wanting to avoid a fight. Then this d**kless dude punches Snooks. MTV cut the punch out of the show following uproar over last week’s knock out preview. And knowing that everyone would tune in to the episode to see said fight, the network waited until the last 3 minutes to start the storyline… and you know what that means…
CLIFFHANGERRRRRR!!!1!
1. The Grenade. See below, under “The Situation and Pauly D.” The Grenade is AMAZING.
The Guys:
4. Vinnie. Has anyone seen Vinnie? Why is the only male member of the house who doesn’t need a human d-warmer on him at all times never featured? Vinnie is intentionally hilarious, give him his screentime.
3. Ronnie Ronnie is such a giant sweet idiot child. He got his oversized ape heart hurt by Sammi! They wept together. We were feeling for him. He hugs girls and weeps with no clothes on. People like this exist?! Yes, Ronnie exists, a veritable Donkey Shlong in a world where the ladders lead him from one bed to another.
Ronnie had sex with Sammi. We know this because the producers cut away to fireworks, which is how babies are made according to Scientologists. Let’s also bring up the fact that he referred to having sex with Sammi as SMUSHING. Ronnie on Sex: “We smushed.” This is also science’s most accepted definition of “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.” Has Ronnie fallen in love on the Jersey Shore, despite his own rule?
1. Pauly D. Tied with The Situation, see below.
1. The Situation. This guy. Please. I’ll never be able to hate on him ever again after he was so — is the word gracious? — to me when I met him at the MTV office holiday party. And did you ever think about the fact that maybe the reason he was so nice to me was that I didn’t treat him like a piece of meat? And was also dressed like a Gatorade bottle? JK, I would have toasted marshmallows over his abs had there not been 5000 other people standing around chicken fingers under fluorescent office lighting. God, please forgive me.
This episode centered around his antics with Pauly D, trying to lure “the ladies” into the hot tub. What is it about the mystical hot tub that makes the men want to get the women in there so badly? Is that tequila bubbling up from beneath? Did they roofie the freakin hot tub? Not even with hundreds of little roofies, but like one giant one?
The Situation actually finds a girl to make out with him, while Pauly’s girl, sadly, has her period so can’t take her white pants off. (You will note that this young lady will be one of two girls who a. Almost hooks up with Pauly D and b. Will surely kill herself after last night’s airing.) When P-rod McGillicutty wants to leave, that lovable a**hole Situation asks her “What’s wrong? You’re hungry?” because, of course, any girl with 20 extra lbs on her is surely going to shoot up out of bed in the middle of the night like an elderly Jewish man in the throes of a post-War dream looking for some ham. Anyway, the girls leave, and Situation’s D once again sleeps in the outdoors.
Later, at Karma, they meet two willing broads. Sitch gives Pauly the less desirable one… who we will eventually come to know as “The Grenade.” The boys ditch this twosome for two other broads who have a topless car. Convertible chicks come back to the house and refuse to get in the hot tub — JERSEY SHORE SACRILEGE — but luckily, The Grenade & Co. basically break into the house and send the other girls packing.
Then, The Grenade so masterfully c*ck blocks the Situation that, I don’t even know, give this girl an Emmy? A bonus? Something. She deserves something for storming into his room while they were hooking up and demanding her friend leaves with her. The Grenade might be the only sensible person in Jersey, stopping her friend from having sex with a self-titled “Situation” on national television. She deserves to at least be made Lt. Governor of the state.
And once again, The Situation’s best friend, his own lonely penis, keeps on waving around the shore like a metal detector in search of a giant iron vagina.* (*This doesn’t mean anything.)
Thoughts on the episode? Favorite quotes? To the comments! |
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| Thank You, Internet, For Not Spoiling the Dexter Finale |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-18/thank-you-internet-for-not-spoiling-the-dexter-finale/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49677 Fear not — before getting into this week’s Dexter finale, I’d like to deliver a message:
To return the favor, I promise not to reveal any spoilers about the finale… until after the jump.
But let’s backtrack if but for a moment. I never watch Dexter. Even though Six Feet Under was my hour-long dramatic jam, and my love for Michael C. Hall never waivered, I had trouble getting into his serial killing Showtimey ways the first season. This laziness ended up spiraling into a years of, as the experts put it, “not giving a sh*t.”
Then, on Sunday, the season finale for the show’s 4th season aired. I wasn’t made aware of this fact until afterwards, when THE ENTIRE PLANET (yes, even you Nepal) seemed to be tittering and twittering about how amazing and shocking it was.
It was then I made a decision that would forever change the next 4 days of my life: I would watch the entire 4th season of Dexter, as fast as humanly possible, in a race to beat the internet at what it does best: RUINING EVERYTHING.
My life would surely never be the same. And today, 12 hours of the season behind me, I can honestly say…
(By clicking ahead, you are asking to be spoiled.)
HOLY. MOTHER. OF. SH*T.
(Above, a reimagining of The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David. Sincerely, My Wasted Art History Degree.)
Lots of things to discuss, so allow me to bullet point them:
- FIRST OF ALL. Let us talk about how good John Lithgow was as the doughy, gigantic, buck-toothed Trinity serial killer. He’s always been such a lovable dope — from back in his Terms of Endearment days, all the way up to HAIC (Head Alien in Charge) on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Sadly, if I ever get to meet him, I will certainly not shake his hand following the “High Fiving Jonah – Wait, JK – Your Fingers Are Broken” incident. Not to mention the confidence he had to have his long, pasty body wrapped up like leftover Thanksgiving turkey on Dexter’s chopping block… if that doesn’t nab someone a Golden Globe, what does?
- As far as my 3 day Dexter binge is concerned: Sitting through an entire season of a show in a short span is really asking a lot. It’s like watching a 12 hour movie as quickly as possible (that’s code for catheters, by the way). That being said, I was amazed at the lightning pacing of the season. Every episode seemed to have some heart-grasping moment that kept me on-demanding more. And despite the finale’s big shock, the Thanksgiving episode was the most tense for me personally.
- Speaking of Jonah, can we talk about how amazing this actor’s name is? Brando Eaton! Pretty sure that’s why Marlon Brando died actually. My favorite celebrity name after D’Niro Gnitting. Also, he is hot and probably underaged? We wish him the best.
- Jennifer Carpenter, i.e. Deb, Dexter’s sister, is probably the best actress working in television today. No hard feelings, Patricia Heaton. (No relation to Brando, above.)
- Relatedly, when are Quinn and Deb gonna do it already? She’s chasing elderly tail, while he’s getting played by a psychopath. When don’t they realize? They’re perrrrfect for each other… in that they’re so wrong for each other.
- Oh, when Trinity’s daughter blew her brains out, I was like ” ” breathing normally because I couldn’t really care less.
- There has been a lot of controversy surrounding the ending. Let’s have a mid-post reminder, because why shouldn’t you feel sad at work/after a long day of work:
Ohhhh lawwwwwd whyyyyy? Don’t get me wrong, Rita was hyperactively annoying as a character (and from what I’ve been reading, she was worse in the last seasons). But killing her off? The Golden Globes should create a special awards for HUGEST BALLS and give it to the writers. His wife is dead, and not even by his own hands. I will say, because I knew there was a shock ending, I had a HORRIBLE feeling when Dexter walked into his house — his killing of Trinity was expected, so what lay ahead? A body in a bathtub, you guys. The real question is: This is a fictional TV show. So why are people taking this so personally? (Even my unfeeling self.)
- So many questions now loom for next season: His wife is dead and police are going to want to know why she was singled out. Dexter is now a single Dad, with a baby and two stepchildren. And he loves to murderrrrr! My instincts tell me that his sister is going to somehow discover his favorite past time.
What did you guys think of the season? The finale? The storylines? Is it worth me going back and watching earlier seasons? Any of you happy they actually killed the wife? What about that son of a bitch Lundy? (We kid.) Feel free to create a lively discussion in the comments so that I don’t feel as left out of Sunday’s post-finale web frenzy. |
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| Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Is Every Girl’s Dreamish |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|11:44 pm] |
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-17/jersey-shores-the-situation-is-every-girls-dreamish/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=49692  MTV just had an impromptu holiday party a couple of floors above my office. I had planned on stopping by later on, but when someone mentioned that the cast of The Jersey Shore was going to be there, I put my Rocketeer Halloween costume on and jetpacked my ass up to the 23rd floor.
A large conference room which reeked of (delicious) chicken fingers was filled to the brim with MTV’s finest* (*a euphemism for “everyone”). And there, in the corner, stood part of the cast in all their navy brown glory: Sammi and Pauly D (who looks like a study Mulan). Pauly has always been my favorite, but in person, looked more beautiful Hawaiian woman than Guido.
And there, in front of me.
Was.
THE SITUATION.
I couldn’t resist. This was my moment. There he stood, shorter than I would have imagined, wearing a shiny silver blazer and a face that said “How did I get here?” I rolled up as only a Collins could and began what would end up being THE BEST CONVERSATION OF MY LIFE:
Me: The Situationnnnnnnn! (seriously, that many n’s)
Situation: (mobbed by people with cameras) Hey.
Me: Can you believe it? One month ago, you walk into this room, no one cares who you are. Now look at you.
Situation: Yeah, I know. It’s crazy.
Me: So listennnnnn. You should stick with me tonight. I know everyone here*. (Giant lie.) I’ll introduce you to all the girls at MTV. I think I might be a little too tall for you* (Note: At 6′1″, I stood about 5 inches his senior.)
Situation: Nah, nah, you’re gorgeous.*
Me: (super idiot high voice) Siiiiitchuh.
The End.
Verdict: I’m in love. Also he seems like a nice enough guy who is clearly enjoying the attention. Because I am a lady, I did not ask to dry clean my cowlneck tunic on his washboard stummies, however according to my sources he gladly showed his abs off to anyone who asked.
In a related story, I now have my life’s greatest regret. Good day.
*Ed. Note: OMG. |
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